![]() The Most Bizarre Products and Purchases 0f 2021 Drone Racing League A Polish neighborhood fearful of a strange tree creature was actually being haunted by a croissant. But the big weird food news of the year was also the funniest. A virtual candy tasting inexplicably hosted by Jaleel White invited us as a guest, which was almost normal compared to our ill-fated Thanksgiving feast made out of turkey dinner candy corn. Hidden Valley RanchĪway from the table, scientists started turning plastic into vanilla. And Hidden Valley decided eggnog needed ranch to add some extra stress to the holiday season. Grey Poupon used mustard seeds to make its very own white wine and we couldn’t wait to try it. Arby’s started selling French fry-flavored vodka. Those unusual dishes came with plenty of equally bewildering concoctions too. This is enterally weird and vital news that we need updates on stat. government looking into why McDonald’s ice cream machines never work. Neither of which is as bizarre as the U.S. While Kraft turned its Mac & Cheese into a sweet icy (mis)treat. Jeni’s Splendid Ice Cream began selling a breakfast-inspired Everything Bagel flavor. And while they probably taste delicious, these NSFW (and most homes) sexual waffles almost seem too inappropriate to eat. Those still sounded more appetizing than a candy corn hot dog and hot dog-flavored candy canes. Nor will we stop thinking about the company’s ramen-flavored sodas anytime soon. Nissin took pumpkin spice too far and served up a fall Ramen dish we’ll unfortunately never forget. Cheez-it turned its iconic snack into an actual cake. Some lucky (?) people in Iowa could order a Fruit Loops covered pizza. ![]() You had the chance to spend Valentine’s Day dining on candy-flavored Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. But 2021 provided plenty of opportunities to do just that…and we have the weird news stories to prove it. Why eat well when you can eat weird? Oh, wait. The Weirdest Food News of the Year Nissin NASA Ames Research Center “Curious Cuisine” Especially so we can use that space elevator. Hopefully scientists make their space settlement near Ceres affordable for the rest of us. When rich guys weren’t flying to the edge of space on phallic ships, they started making plans for luxury manmade islands, pricey utopian cities, and hotels in space. We doubt any sailors there will accidentally send out an Amber Alert for Chucky the killer doll the way Texas accidentally did. Or the fifth ocean the world somehow just got. However, it might be fun to see the impossible-to-escape intersection that caused so many problems in Paris. Or get hurt on any of the LEGO pieces that keep washing ashore in Cronwell. (It’s probably not as much fun as the house with the giant Monopoly board under the carpet.) And definitely make sure you don’t run into any glow-in-the-dark sharks along the coast of New Zealand. But we recommend staying away from the creepy forest with all the dolls nailed to trees. From a massive Idaho potato and a Willy Wonka-themed hotel, to a UFO Airbnb and Stu Macher’s Scream home, you could get real weird with your rentals. This year also provided plenty of opportunities to spend the night in a unique locale. Oh, and don’t forget the unsettling former Macy’s that become a high school in another great sign of late stage capitalism. But none of them are as scary as the old abandoned jail that hit the market in Florida. Or the house that has an entire Western ghost town for a backyard. Those seem like typical real estate options compared to this home inexplicably full of creepy mannequins. That includes unlikely options like the real-life Conjuring house, Tom Hanks’ 30-year-old “movie home” trailer, the prison where Mindhunter was filmed, and Prince’s actual Purple Rain tour bus. Like us, you might spend way too much time looking at Zillow listings you’ll never be able to afford, but that’s no weirder than some homes that went up for sale this year. The Strangest Real Estate Listings and Places of 2021 Zillow We really don’t need a real-life The Thing situation. Also, maybe we should be extra careful with that 24,000-year-old organism found alive in Siberia’s permafrost. Especially after they voluntarily took on a slime mold blob to assist them on the ISS. With all of that going on it’s no wonder our astronauts are aging their very own wine in space.
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